Travel Cuba

Find out how to travel Cuba

If you are exploring how to discover Cuba, you’ve come to the right place. It is an excellent question to ask.

This site (and the book that goes with it) will enhance the quality while reducing your budget of your trip to Cuba. We have a different perspective on how to travel Cuba. We don’t agree with anything you’ve found on the net or in your travel guide. That’s because we almost live here and have a deeper understanding of what the best ways are to explore Cuba.



As you might have noticed in my articles, I’m not a fan of organised travel.

Cuba is a challenging destination, and you should be prepared if you want to get the most out of it.

No commercial bull***

This is the “tell it like it is” book about Cuba. Most information you will find on the web or in travel guides is politically tainted or just false due to commercial or political interest. Most sites and books with information about travel to Cuba contain just crap information. (sorry, promised you a tell it like it is book)

Do you want to know what Cuba is all about? Do you want to travel Cuba on an entirely different level?

Read the book and play the game of Cuba Conga with us and enjoy. Click this link, and we’ll save you a few hours on the airport!

We have extensive travel experience, having spent almost eight years in Cuba between the two of us. This means that the book Cuba Conga gives you access to insider knowledge about the strangest country in the Latin world.

Tropical Communism shaped curious minds

Trust us; you don’t have a clue! Everything you know or have been told about Cuba is just not true. (OK, it is an island, some of them drive ancient cars, and they speak a sort of Spanish).

This is the official, totally anonymous, CubaConga site. We tell the truth as we see it. That’s why we have to stay anonymous. Real information about real people could mean real problems in the real world, and we want to prevent that at all cost.

If you travel Cuba understanding a bit of the Cuban frame of reference your holiday will become much better and attractive. We provide you with the insights that will make your vacation much more fun, that will help you to make real friends and will save you a lot of money.

Read a sample of our book HERE.

A simple promise: If you buy the book and are not happy with it, you will simply get your money back.

Travel Cuba well prepared! It is nothing like Spain or Switzerland.

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Cuba Cheaper

Cuba is not cheap, but you can make it cheaper.

Updated July 2018

To discover Cuba cheaply is quite impossible… You can go to Cuba cheap, but then you do not discover it. The cheap way to go to Cuba, without actually getting to know it, is to take an all-inclusive holiday package, which will get you to the working man’s paradise but you will be in a hotel where only the bad quality and lousy service will give you an impression of the real Cuba.

Cheap to Cuba
Cheap but not Cuba

Real Cuba

We can, however, help you to discover the real Cuba cheap(ish) by helping you to avoid al the scams, show you the ropes of the Cuban way of negotiation and give you an overall impression about how cheap things can get if you know more about the mechanisms of the market.

Moneda Nacional

You can, and must, use the two currencies. The more you use Moneda Nacional, the cheaper Cuba becomes. The two different currencies are only different in name. Here we explain why there is no double currency in Cuba.

No Clue Tax

In Cuba, nothing is what it seems… You should wrap your mind around that statement to get a clue. It’s expensive not to understand how things work. The no-clue tax in Cuba can be very high. Please get a clue!

Our whole book is about how to manage this complicated country. The less you know, the more expensive Cuba is. Although it will never become really cheap, we can cut your budget in half. It will cost you a tenner, but the rewards will be great!

Not only will Cuba become quiet cheap if you know where to look for what and what to avoid, but it will also become a lot more fun and a lot less frustrating.

So if you plan to discover Cuba cheap… read our book, please! On the get a clue page we’ll give you a tip that will save you a few hours…

Like Francisco said: “This book is like walking the street with a knowledgeable friend that shows you the ropes, how to discover Cuba cheaper and find the interesting stuff!

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How to handle Jineteros.

What about money?

Things about Cuba you want to know before you go.

Things about Cuba you want to know before you take a plane:

I’ve got a tough reality for you: Nothing that you know about Cuba is true. OK, I’ll admit, it is an island and they have a lot of old cars, but the rest of what you think you know??? Simply NOT true. (And those battered oldtimers have modern diesel engines.)
So if you want to go to Cuba, you should get informed. Getting informed is a lot more complicated than it seems at first glance.

Disinformation on the internet

Most information available on the Internet or in travel guides is not true either. Most sources don’t lie to you; they just don’t realise that 3 major factors are blocking their objectivity:

1 reference frame:

Cubans have a totally different world vieuw, and if you observe Cuban life with your western reference frame, you get most situations wrong.

2 Commercial interests:

If you tell the naked truth about Cuba, two things might happen.

– You might not organise any trips to Cuba anymore, simply because you might loose your permit.

– You might lose a lot of customers because they want the rosy romantic picture. Those are excellent arguments to apply some self-censorship.

3 Political points of view:

Most people interested in Cuba and publishing about this country have strong political views. They are either in favour of the socialist system or strong opponents.
Although I still suffer a bit from the first handicap, I have no commercial interests in Cuba, nor do I have a political view. So this alternative travel guide will show you the truth about Cuba as it is. (At least as good as possible).

You see it when you get it

This book comes with a few simple guarantees:
– It will save you at least 200$ a week in Cuba
– It will give you a lot of insight into how Cuba works
– It will help you have more fun with the locals
– It will show you how to avoid rip-offs (f.e. real beggars don’t exist)
And if it does not do all of that, you get your money back.anonymous

About us.

Who am I that I think I can explain you stuff about Cuba?
First of all, I have to stay anonymous. (And I realise this is not a selling point, but I have to protect my friends and sources. Cuba is still a police state where stating  an opinion can cause harm).

I’ve travelled Cuba for the last 15 years and know the country very well.

Luck and skill brought me Cuban friends that slowly opened up on the real Cuba, and after a few years, they started filling me in on the real situation in Cuba. (If my identity gets known, I can be linked to them, and they might suffer the consequences).

Get informed about Cuba

A good friend, which has been living on the island for over 17 years, once said: ‘If you think you understand Cuba you don’t have a clue!’ That kind of sums up Cuba!
I do not pretend to know it all, but I know a lot. So let me help you to make the most out of your Cuban experience!
To give you an impression of the book before you buy it, you can read a sample for free here.
The book is full of tips and tricks to make your stay a success.
Do yourself (and me) a favor and read it before you take off to Cuba! And if you don’t like it… I’ll refund you completely… (And I’m not a Cuban 🙂 )

HERE is a simple tip that will save you a few hours upon arrival…

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