14 things to do in Cuba

Here are 14 of the beaten track things to do in Cuba that make you come home with a different story than your friends:

1 Give people a lift

Your car rental company tells you not to, but this is very safe and fun. Don’t take two men or a man alone. Go for couples, students or women. Just make sure there is nothing in the back of the car you are not willing to lose.

2 Take your hitchhikers home

to do in Cuba
Take a hitchhiker home

They don’t live next to the road. Taking them to their homes will show you the real Cuba, and you will get the worst coffee in your life in return. But believe us, nothing compares to this coffee in human warmth. Enjoy the company of grateful friends and bring out tip # 8.

3 Go to a baseball game

Cubans go nuts about la pelota. Stadiums are packed, and the atmosphere is great. You will be probably the only foreigner in the whole stadium! Don’t take too much money (see the chapter about money, entrance will cost you one mn as will peanuts… bring your booze)… Make friends and enjoy (bring more booze)

4 Close the Lonely Planet to find things to do in Cuba.

Don’t throw it away, it might come in handy later but just don’t look at it. It is widely known among the seasoned Cuba travellers as one of the worst LPs… Ever… We wonder if the writers ever set foot on the island. They claim they did… 3 weeks!!!

The LP is responsible for herds of individual tourists piling on the same terrace to drink the same Mojito enjoying the same view… Just because it says so in the LP… I buy it every year, just to find out where NOT to go… All places mentioned are dumps within a few months. So take the LP if you are looking for 10 things not to do in Cuba…

Just close the damn thing and discover Cuba

5 Get off the beaten path.

Cuba of the beaten path
Of the beaten path

The beaten path in Cuba is easily recognised. It is full of tourists in ugly shorts and ditto sandals wearing stupid hats. I never understood the urge of people to dress badly on their holiday. If you leave the sandal street and take two streets to the right, you are in Cuba and not anymore in the Disneyficated tourist trap. A game to play in Old Havana… If you spot sandals… turn right or left… It will lead you to unexplored parts of town

6 Dress appropriately

You will never see a grown Cuban man in shorts. At least not the educated ones. If you dress appropriately, you will be better accepted when you’re off the path of #5. By not wearing your cargo pants you show respect for the Cuban culture, and thus they will accept you as a human being instead of treating you like an ATM. Know how to handle a jinetero.

7 Initiate contact

Once dressed normally and strolling off the beaten track, reach out to people. Anybody that initiates contact on the streets wants something from you… We devoted a whole chapter on all the tricks Cubans pull to separate you from your money. So start talking with people that don’t take the initiative… They make a much better company.

8 Rum (always carry a bottle in Cuba)

Always carry a (small) bottle of rum. Just get it out of your bag if you’re enjoying the company. Before you know it you have a party! And Cubans do know how to party!

9 Don’t be afraid

Cuba is safe, very safe. Nobody will harm you. The worst thing that can happen is a bit of intimidation but that never hurts. So feel safe because you are safe. If you feel safe you are open to new experiences. If a hustler whispers “Cohiba?” go with him. NOT to buy the cigars (they are fake and made from banana leaves or at least inferior) but for the adventure to be taken around town to find the cigars he promised… You will end up in a little room on the third floor of a run-down building, and that is the purpose. And you are safe so don’t worry.

10 Spot the ‘bad’ Cubans

It is easy. A Cuban you better not deal with looks like a Cuban you don’t want to deal with.  A lot of gold, new sneakers, a watch (working), tattoos, sunglasses and a cell phone should tip you off. How do you think he got all that? He’s ripping off dumb tourists… It’s your turn if you want! So just ignore him… No… really! Just spot them, keep them out of your life.

We always try to deliver more than expected… so instead of only 10 things to do in Cuba we give you three more… 🙂

11 Donate pens to a school.

students in Cuba
students in Cuba

Just walk in with a bundle of pens and make the teachers happy… They are always looking for writing material! This will make a great excursion just like tip number 12.

 

 

12 Fake an illness

Hospital Cuba
a hospital in Cuba

Or get yourself a blister. Walk into any hospital (outside of Havana) and ask for a consult with a medic. Enjoy this excursion into the Cuban Healthcare system. You will be amazed.

13 Read CubaConga

Our eBook is designed as a game and teaches you a lot about Cuba that you can’t find in other places. It is underground and fun. Read it plz… We’ll give you at least 50 other things to do in Cuba! This is not a thing to do in Cuba… you should do this before you go! As a bonus tip, we’ll save you a few hours upon arrival HERE.

14 Moneda Nacional Day

Declare a Moneda Nacional Day. Only spent MN. CUC’s are off limit. Live and spent like a Cuban. (Buy water the day before!). Understand the double currency hoax.

15 Don’t do a drug deal

Lots of people want to sell you cigars on the street. The wise thing to do is ignore them (when did you last bought a fridge from somebody that whispered in the street: ‘wanna buy a fridge?’. Well say ‘YES’ and go to an illegal drugs (cigars) house. Don’t buy them! It’s about the experience… don’t worry… you are safe!

Not just another book about Cuba

CubaConga is not ‘Just another book’ about Cuba. Let us introduce ourselves to you:

About the Author(s)

Just like everything else in this book I am/we are just a fantasy. You could refer to us as “your very knowledgeable friends from Cuba). Any resemblance to real author(s) is a mistake, a big mistake. A very big mistake indeed. We’ve decided to write ‘not just another book about Cuba’ to help you get the most of your stay on this bizarre island.

We are the collective that took on the task to write the inside story about Cuba for real travellers who want to avoid awkward situations and get the most out of their trip to this great Island. From now on we will refer to ourselves in the first-person.

Nothing you know about Cuba is true.

OK, I’ll admit that it is an island somewhere south of Florida and that they have a lot of old cars, but everything else is just not true. I’ve been to Cuba many, many times and still is only half of what `I think’ true. This gives me still a lovely 50% margin of error. One of the most intriguing aspects of Cuba is that our usual reference frame just does not fit. Cuba is an exercise in being wrong, making the wrong estimations and predictions about situations and people. It is one big surprise.

Most things being said about Cuba are dead wrong. A well-known travel site claims that Cuban prices are about similar to those in Europe or Canada. I admit that if you do not have a clue about how things work, this is more or less true. Now, 8 years later and having spent almost 3 years in total in Cuba, costs are about half of those during my first visit. The intention of this book is to help you to get the most out of your vacation by showing you what could go wrong so that you can avoid all the rookie mistakes I made.

Let me give you a simple guarantee:

This book about Cuba will cut your expenses by at least 30% and will enhance your understanding of the Island, and you’ll have a lot more fun!

The three basic rules for every traveller can be summarized as follows:

1 50% of what Cubans tell you, I can prove are lies, the other half I’m not sure about.

2 Nothing is what it seems. You are always wrong.

3 The former rules don’t always apply.

Please read some of our blogs to prepare you for a surprising trip to the working man’s paradise! Get your time back… We have a tip for you on the BuyBook page that will more than refund the time you’ve spent on our blog…

And then buy this book about Cuba.

We have a 100% money back guarantee if you don’t like it. It is a Zip file with a PDF and an ePub and will be delivered to your mailbox instantly…

Enjoy Cuba

And don’t be fooled by the jineteros!

10 things about Cuba

Here are 10 things about Cuba your travel agent hides but you should know

1 Moneda Nacional.

Everybody, including you as a tourist, is allowed to pay for stuff in Pesos. CUC is not tourist money, it is the Cuban equivalent of hard currency. You can buy Moneda Nacional at the Cadeca where you go to change your own currency into CUC. Travel agents want you to spend your money in their controlled environment and thus often misinform their customers. Moneda Nacional can be used to buy stuff at the market, food on the streets or cafeterias and might reduce your cost for a coffee by 97%! So get some and enjoy the benefits.

2 Commission.

Everything in Cuba revolves around an informal commission system. In short: everybody that introduces a customer (you) at any place will reap a commission for that service. The friendly old man that invites you for a coffee (and then orders a Mojito) and lets you pay will receive a commission on that. The women that takes you to a restaurant… commission… the boy that shows you a casa particular… commission. The milk powder you buy for that sweet baby… Commission… By the way, milk is supplied for free until the age of 7…

Good service and advice are worth some money, but the commission system has incentives to refer you to the most expensive places, of which some have bad service and bad food/lodging/drinks etc.

The problem about this system is that not only you don’t get a very good price/quality ratio, the commission is added to your tab and you thus pay for the high prices you pay… Read up on Jineteros plz.

3 Personnel

The Cubans that work in hotels, restaurants and bars are among the richest in the country. Every hotel maid has a shop in town where she sells the soaps, shampoos and other stuff she gets from the guests. Tour operators tell you that it is customary to leave a one CUC tip per day on top of that. If you want to tip and thus help people, tip the ones not involved in the tourist industry. By the way, beggars are part of the tourism sector! (see number 6 of 10 things about Cuba your travel agent does not want you to know)

4 Wealth

Cubans don’t have a meager life and are not suppressed by the regime (the fact that we call it a regime has a negative connotation about it… we have a government don’t we?). The average Cuban has the same literacy and life expectancy as we do. A lot of basic life necessities are (almost) for free. Cubans don’t have it as bad as you are led to believe.

5 Crime

Cuba is one of the safest countries I have been (and I’ve traveled extensively)… Just watch your belongings, petty theft occurs, but relax… You are safe in Cuba. Overall Cubans are honest people but some of them need a bit of help to stay honest.

6 Beggars

Most Cubans are grateful if you give them something they otherwise cannot get. But beware, most Cubans you will meet as a novice tourist made a job out of being grateful! As said before, beggars work in the tourism sector and thus are rich… You will have a very hard time to find a beggar outside of the tourist areas!

The lovely old lady with her big cigar that let’s you take her picture for a CUC has, even to our western standards, an excellent income.

7 Salary

You are led to believe that a doctor earns 25 CUC a month and in fact that is true… But 90% of the Cuban economy is unofficial. This fact gives a total different perspective on work and salary. You and I go to work to earn money… and we think that is normal. In Cuba the perspective is the opposite. While at work you can’t make money so actually going to work is a waste of time… The average Cuban in Havana spends about 100-200 CUC a month and earns 15-20… So salary in Cuba has no effect on the standard of living! (Wrap your mind around that for a while, it will make you understand Cuba a lot better.)

8 Prices

You’ve been told that prices in Cuba are about the same as prices in Western countries. That is simply false. Basic goods (f.e. food, electricity, clothes (basic), bus fare) are a lot cheaper while luxury goods (f.e. mobile phones, air conditioning, laptops, cars) are a lot more expensive. It is very hard to compare the cost of living in Cuba to our own. Don’t try, just accept the difference and realise that our way of doing ‘economy’ is much more efficient, Cuba’s way is way more egalitarian.

9 All Cubans are friendly

NOT true. Just as in the ‘real’ world where the ‘real’ people live some people are friendly, others are not. Cuba is not a sanctuary for nice and friendly people! Most people that are nice to you by the way have a hidden agenda (see point 2 of 10 things about Cuba your travel agent does not want you to know)

10 Nothing is what it seems

Our reference frame just does not fit Cuba. Nothing is what it seems and your assessment of a situation is almost always wrong. Therefore we developed the game CubaConga. We help you getting a better insight into the real Cuban life. We are told it is funny and informative and you should read it! (we’ve been told).

Get it now and get more out of your Cuban experience! In your inbox within two minutes. It’s not just a collection of blog posts; we go one or two levels deeper in the book… On the ‘order the book page’ we have a tip for you that will save you a few hours…

Or you could read the ten most fun things you can do in Cuba

Enjoy Cuba!

Read up about renting a car before you even think about doing so!

Reviews CubaConga

Here are some reviews about CubaConga

 

Review CubaConga

We are beginning to reap the benefits of positive reviews.

HotelsCheap interviewed me. You can read it here.

CubaBookingRoom is also very happy with our book.

Cuba-Junky has put us on the front page! Yes, on the bottom of the front page, but still… the front page!

We are for sale at Amazon now. However, we would love you to check out the reviews there and buy it here… Amazon is a bit of a Jinetero 🙂

The reviews are considered genuine (and they are) by these guys

Forums and discussion panels.

People that know what they are talking about are very positive! On the other hand, on some Cuba forums, we are trashed and praised. People on forums tend to have strong opinions, even about things they don’t know anything about…

We just don’t get offended or happy with forum comments…

Here in Dutch for instance… Very mixed opinions

We are recommended by Trip Advisor and Lonely Planet (which is funny because we trash LP 🙂 ). Better, we thrash people that are individual, adventurous travellers that all have the same bucket list and eat the same dessert at the same restaurant because de L.P. says so…

 

 

Cuba Travel Site

We are getting famous :-). This was an actual interview!

Can you tell us about your Cuba travel site? When and why did you start it?

I wrote the basis of CubaConga 7 years ago as an alternative travel guide for friends and family that wanted to go to Cuba. I found that everything that they knew or found about Cuba was inaccurate. Ok, it is an Island…

So I wrote the book to help them enhance their Cuban experience. They were happy with it, so I decided to sell it over the internet and started www.bestcubatravelguide.com about five years ago to make it publicly available.

Why do you prefer to remain anonymous?

Everybody (except me I believe) has a political, commercial or personal agenda on the Internet when it comes to Cuba. Because I tell the truth as I see it, this might offend the Cubans although my book clearly shows my love for Cuba. I don’t want that truth to be (auto) censored just to avoid getting kicked off my favourite Island. If some colonel does not like my opinion that is a real risk.

Tell us about CubaConga. What will readers find in your ebook?

It’s a no-nonsense reality guide about life as a foreigner in Cuba. The book describes it as a game in which you can play at different levels. Hence the name CubaConga which is inspired by Donkey Kong. A game with obstacles and levels.

The book takes you by the hand and shows you Cuba under the surface.

Your tagline is “valuable tips about travelling the real Cuba” … what is the “real Cuba” and how can we find it?

The “real Cuba” is all around you all the time. The problem is that most people don’t have the eyes to see it. The trick is simply opening your eyes, and that’s the primary goal of CubaConga. If you understand what you see, you see more!

What makes Cuba a great travel destination?

Everything is entirely different from our western civilisation. Nothing is what it seems to our reference frame. That makes the whole of Cuba one big surprise. At least if you go there to really travel it, not if you want to see the Disneyfied sites that all tourists are hoarded through.

What should visitors be wary of while visiting Cuba? What’s your best
 advice on avoiding trouble?

The best advice to avoid trouble in Cuba is “Don’t go there”. You will always run into some trouble because Cuba is so different it just does not fit our brain. But be reassured, most trouble is quite harmless. Cuba is a very safe country!

How easy is it for tourists to get ripped off when visiting? How can you avoid scams?

In Cuba, the price of ignorance is rather high. I call it the ‘no clue’ tax. Avoiding scams is easy: Don’t interact with any Cuban. Lock yourself up in your room. But that’s no fun, is it? The second best way is to read my book. If you know what is coming, it is easy to anticipate. You will still get scammed a few times, but at least you know it. I recommend laughing about the few dollars they will take from you. It is the price of learning the game.

Where are some of your favourite destinations within Cuba?

I live in Havana and Holguin. Travelled the whole Island a few years ago but now just live here. I’m not a tourist anymore. But I would recommend Vinales and Trinidad for the novice Cuba traveller, and I would recommend just spending some time in any park, chatting with the locals.

Where do you like to stay when visiting?

I have my own house in Havana and a son in Holguin. I would recommend anyone to stay at a Casa Particular (that’s the Cuban B&B)

What’s been the most interesting or unique experience you’ve had visiting Cuba? A story that you find yourself telling over and over again…

I’ve got loads of stories, but two that can be put in a few sentences are:

– Talking to two students that just got out of a philosophy class I asked them which philosophers they talked about.  ‘Marx and Lenin’ they replied. Being some of an amateur philosopher myself, I can see some philosophy in Marx but ‘what kind of philosopher was Lenin?’ I asked.

‘A very practical one’ was their reply.

– The waiter asks us if we want sparkling or natural water. Sparkling replies my friend. ‘We don’t have that’ says the waiter. ‘OK, natural then.’ They did not have that either!

If you see the absurdness you will love CubaConga!

Recomended reading

Another absurd story about how to buy a fridge.

How much Money to Cuba?

Money Cuba
Money in Cuba…

Bring cash to Cuba

Cuba is one of the last economies in the world where there is a cash only economy. So how much money do you need to take to Cuba? Of course, this depends on your life style. How much does a car cost?

Except in some hotels, plastic money is useless. To make matters worse, the few ATMs they have don’t accept your card (or will swallow it). You could go to a bank to get money with your credit card but please ask your bank if your card is valid in Cuba.

We mean it: Take cash to Cuba

The best way to an excellent money to Cuba is Cash. Big notes are no problem.

No-dollars

Some people think they should take Dollars since that is the number one international currency. That would be a mistake since Cuba is “at war” with the US they impose a 10% penalty to the Dollar. So if you are going to take money to Cuba, take Euro’s, Swiss Franks, Mexican Pesos or British Pounds.

Good travel shops have a money belt that you use as a regular belt. money-belt

It is a very discreet and functional way to transport and stash money.

How much money do you need?

How much money you need depends on the life style you want to lead, how manny friends you want to make and how much you know. In Cuba the ‘I don’t have a clue’ tax is very high. A typical budget will double if you are paying this tax. That’s why our book is a very good investment (and it’s funny too).

In Cuba, nothing is what you think it is. That is the fascinating aspect of the working man’s Paradise but also one of its pitfalls. Proper preparation will substantially reduce the cost of your stay.

How much money can you import?

Well up to 5000 $ you don’t have to declare your money. Above that you have to. Declaring it does not really matter… You can bring as much as you like… Cuba as a state likes you to bring money (and leave it behind).

Money in Cuba is different

We spent a whole chapter in our book on money because it is a surprisingly complicated matter in Cuba. They have a double currency system. CUC and MN. To make things clear they are both indicated with a dollar sign and both called Peso. But one is worth 25 times more than the other. This simple phrase alone should convince you that you should prepare at least a bit before you go to Cuba.

A typical budget for prepared people would be around 40-60 Euros per day per person but unprepared this can easily double for exactly the same holiday. Prices for a cup of coffee vary from 2 CUC to 1 Peso in the next door place. That is 50 times cheaper! For the same coffee… Taxis will charge you a high ‘no clue tax’, as will restaurants, casas and everybody else. Get a clue please!

Get a clue!

We recommend a good preparation before you decide to take your money to Cuba, it makes a huge difference. It’s always better to be prepared than surprised… And you will be surprised!

To help you prepare we wrote a ‘tell it like it is’ no-nonsense guidebook. Please read it; it will enhance your pleasure and reduce your costs.

Please don’t think this blog explains everything… the book goes one or sometimes two levels deeper :-)…

If you want, you can get it here. We offer a no good, money back guarantee and since we’re not Cuban, we stick to our word :-).

Anyway, on this page we have a tip that will save you a few hours at the airport… you’re welcome 🙂

 

 

Cuba Map

A different map for Cuba

Going to Cuba? Looking for a map? This is the best map we know and an offline version for your phone can be downloaded here: https://maps.me/

Here’s an entirely different Cuba map for you. It is a book called CubaConga.

This is the map of the mentality in Cuba. We think that it is essential to understand the people, mentality and culture so to help you, we wrote this politically incorrect alternative travel guide.

It is a map for manoeuvring Cuba and avoiding trouble.

The map is not the territory.

map cuba
This is just a map of Cuba

So we don’t pretend to understand Cuba. On the other hand, we are quite sure we know Cuba better, much better than you do.

Due to our extensive travel experience in Cuba, we have developed an understanding of this tropical working man’s paradise and wanted to share this with you so that you can make the most of your stay. And believe us, you need more than just a map for that.

Mental map

Thanks to the mental map of the Cubans, which differs from yours, Cuba is a fascinating country to visit. Nothing is like you perceive it at the first impression. We pretend we can help you understand more, make fewer mistakes and save loads of money with our book. (If you do not agree, we will refund you). Our book is a fun read on top of that.

If you are looking for a physical map, which you would need if you rent a car (we recommend you do so!) If you want a taste of our book, you can read a bit here.

In total, our book took over 39 months of research, and we enjoyed every moment of it. You can now reap the fruits of our hard work.

Not on any Cuban map

It is important for us and even more so for the people we know to stay anonymous. Just for their protection. That’s why nobody wrote this book, nobody is hosting this site, and nobody can be linked to this site. We are off the map but on the spot.

On the ‘yes I want to read your book‘ page we’ll give you a tip that will save you a few hours at the airport.

Cuba Alternative Travel guide

Welcome to the alternative travel guide to Cuba.

If you want to know which church to visit in Havana or how to get from Havana to Camaguey by bus, we refer you to the Lonely Planet. This guide is an alternative travel guide that will show you the ropes of life as a tourist in Cuba on a deeper level.

CubaConga starts where regular travel guides end… Just like Cuba starts where logic ends.

The first time we went to Cuba, we didn’t have a clue how different this country is to other tropical destinations. As seasoned travelers, we understand cultural differences, and we are aware that different does not mean “not as good as at home.” But nothing can prepare you for Cuba. Over 60 years of tropical communism has etched itself into the Cuban mentality, and we wish we had read this book before our first trip.

Difficult to understand Cuba

It takes some time to understand Cuba and this alternative travel guide offers you a shortcut. Now, 14 years later, we start to understand the Cuban mentality, but it is only a start. To quote a good friend of ours, who lives on the island since the early 90’s: ‘If you think you understand Cuba, you don’t have a clue.’

And he is right; Cuba stays a mystery. But we do claim we understand what’s going on a lot better than off that enter the country for the first or second time. We wrote this travel guide because it annoyed us to see people being ripped of by the Cuban system, making their holidays expensive and frustrating.

Cuba Conga is an alternative travel guide.

We will show you how to handle the double money standard to save money and to make your Cuban experience much more authentic. We show you the pitfalls, scams, and annoyances that are easy to avoid once you know them. We even show you how to get to know the real Cubans and how to avoid the leeches.

CubaConga-voorkant

This Cuba alternative travel guide comes with a straightforward guarantee: You don’t like it for whatever reason, we give you a full refund. We can’t imagine you don’t like it…

Apart from the tips and tricks to get more out of your stay in Cuba, we will give you a lot of ‘nice to know’ information.

As you can see I’m not a native English speaker but don’t worry, our book has been professionally edited for your reading comfort.

Our alternative travel guide will greatly enhance your Cuban experience. Cuba is an exceptional country and about half of the visitors leave very disappointedly. Let us help you to become part of the other group, which falls in love with Cuba, its people, music, lifestyle and culture!

We’ll give you a time-saving tip HERE. Just to make up for the time you’ve spent on our blog.

Recommended reading:

How to book a Casa Particular

How to buy a fridge

Cuba Embargo

The Cuba embargo

The US, officially, still have an embargo on Cuba. And most of the time they apply pressure to other countries to avoid dealing with Cuba. No people, capital or goods are allowed to move between the two countries.  Of course, this is the official U.S.  policy, and the real world is different. Half of the chickens eaten in Cuba come from the states and a lot of rece is imported from the same country. Very different indeed.

Still, the blockade frustrates Cuba. It is illegal according to the U.N., immoral from a humanitarian point of view and a big scapegoat for the Cuban regime.

Update April 2016 (a month after Obama went to Cuba): I have to rethink the paragraph above. Somebody ordered my book and mentioned ‘Cuba’ in the comments… Two days later my PayPal account got restricted, and I received the following message from PayPal:

blockade Cuba
Blockade still very active

In the banking world ‘Cuba’ raises a lot of red flags. Obama is sweet talking but the fines handed out for doing business with Cuba never were higher!

Update October 2016: The embargo is still in full swing. A lot of people ask me if things have changed in Cuba since the embargo was lifted… It’s not lifted at all.

Update July 2017.

Since the embargo was not lifted under Obama, Trump’s decision to reinforce it again does not change much. Obama made is easier for tourists to roam the streets of Havana individually (which too manny Americans did too loudly.) Trump is returning to the old policy. This will cause less individual tourists but apart from that, does not change much.

Complicated indeed

To make things even more complicated: The European commission issued a guideline that forbids European companies to abide to the US embargo…

Thus banks that are unwilling to break US regulations but can’t do so without breaking European guidelines… ‘That is technically impossible” say some… “Of course, we can” say others… Or ‘if you send 100 Euro, the recipient will receive minus 5 CUC on his or her account.’

The blockade as a scapegoat

El Boqueo’ is the Spanish word for this embargo, and everything that goes wrong in Cuba is its due to the blockade.  The economy would be a lot better without it.  Cubans would live the good life without it.  Without ‘El Bloqueo’ words like ‘no Hay’, ‘S’Acabo’ and ‘Se Rompio’ would not be in the Cuban dictionary.  (for detailed analysis of the real meaning of these words we refer to CubaConga.) Without the blockade, every Cuban would be on time, water from the tap would taste fine, trains would run on time, roads would be perfect, and every Cuban would have a shiny new Mercedes or BMW. (Funny, these are German cars… Germany does not impose the blockade).

Cuban arrogance

In Africa, if something is screwed up, they throw their arms in the air and say with a big smile ‘This is Africa man!”.  In Cuba, they do not have to blame themselves… They throw their arms in the air and blame it on ‘El Bloqueo’. It’s never Cuba’s fault!

Status quo

The Cuba blockade is imposed by the US conservatives, and with this blockade, they effectively conserve the situation in Cuba. We don’t do politics nor do we understand them but this is one of those policies that accomplish exactly the opposite of their official goal. I always wonder what the real goal is when policies systematically put a blockade on the results they are after, but leave you to ponder that thought.

The Cuba embargo… It’s not what it seems. Like Cuba is not what it seems…

Everything you think about Cuba is dead wrong (OK, it is an Island). If you want to see the real Cuba, please read more on this site and download our book. No good, money back (and we’re not Cubans, we stick to what we say…)

On the ‘order now’ page we have a tip for you that will save you a few hours in Cuba.

Recommended reading:

Here is the Wi-Fi Manual

And here the Wi-Fi is free!

 

 

 

Cuba Customs

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Passing Cuban customs

Your first introduction to Cuba is the long waiting line at customs.  A whole battery of austere looking custom officials checks every passenger thoroughly.  Until he or she is satisfied the gray door to Cuba remains locked.  You have to take your glasses off, put them back on and take them off again whilst your passport picture is being studied carefully.  Take your glasses off again and take a step back to have your picture taken and get ready for the interview.  This can be an entertaining process or it might get on your nerves.  This is your first indication about your future opinion about Cuba.

havana airport
Prepare to stand in line… or get our book

My advice: See the funny side of it all.

Click here for the Cuba Aduana official site in English

The customs officer might ask you: ’Hotel in Cuba?’ Since there was an unwritten law that states that you should stay in a state run hotel for at least 1 to 3 nights (opinions on unwritten laws might vary).  The following are all correct answers: Dauville, Parque Central, Presidentes, Melia Cohiba or Inglaterra, since they are all hotels in Cuba and that was the question wasn’t it? This law was abolished in 2011 but not all customs clercks got that info.

Customs in Cuba don’t forget anything!

Returning visitors are asked how often they were in Cuba before.  Please give the correct answer, they have your whole file on the screen and being one trip off might not speed up the process… In Cuba customs are very meticulous…

After the customs officer is satisfied with your answers, checks your passport once again and is convinced that your health insurance is valid the door gets unlocked with a sharp ‘click’.  You are free to enter the country… Almost that is.

100 % luggage scans

Your hand luggage is scanned, all of it…

Your suitcases are getting the same treatment behind the scenes.  You are not allowed to import Toasters, waffle irons and all other electricity intensive appliances due to Cuba’s frail energy net.  The same restrictions apply to GPS (don’t worry your Smartphone is no problem), more than one laptop or satellite equipment.  If you were planning to take any kind of drugs with you… don’t.  The same goes for porn (and yes, a Playboy is considered porn. Cubans don’t care for the interviews, they don’t read English).

Tip for frequent visitors

If there is anything suspicious in your luggage, customs makes a mark on your label. Save the ‘clean’ label from your last trip, go to the toilet (no cameras there) and change the labels. As you know the customs officers look at the labels and now you have a clean bill of health on your suitcase.

If I were you I would leave your weapons and bulletproof vest at home too.  The general rule here is that importing strange goods, can lead to strange questions by customs, which in turn generate strange effects which might not be pleasant and in extreme cases even could lead to an alternative holiday accommodations called ‘jail’. And believe us, you will not like the buffet there. So be nice to the Cuba customs!

Prescription medecine is no problem. As a rule of thumb: Normal tourist luggage is never a problem.

Fun Fact

The skirts of the female custom officers are short… very short… They are not designed that way, they have them shortned by a tailor!

No Trade passes Cuban Customs

Everything that could be considered as ‘trading goods’ is forbidden and you risk confiscation or a hefty fine.  Customs are very flexible with tourists, but do not go looking for the limits of this flexibility.  I never take more than 5 mobile phones, carefully distributed over my pocket, hand luggage and suitcases.  As soon as you’ve got more than 40 pieces of something it is considered commercial. And you do not want to be a considered a merchant! Even if you don’t plan to sell anything but just want to give stuff away to poor Cubans… In that case read this: Think before you gift.

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Last update July 2018