Taxi wars in Havana

Fixed route Taxi

Many people in Havana depend on the old American cars that drive around as fixed route taxi. It’s simple. You stick out your arm horizontally and shout your destination at the driver. He stops, you get in and get out, paying 10 or 20 MN depending on the distance.       Worked fine!

But now there is a war going on.

What happened?

In December the government raised the price of illegal diesel by 300%. HuH?

Yes, al those charming American cars have modern diesel motors that run on diesel and you will never see one of those Almendrones as they are called at the gas station. They all run on stolen diesel.

So how does de government raise the price of stolen goods? It’s simple. They doubled fines and the number of inspectors. The risk for the merchants went up, supply down and prices exploded on the black market.

Taxi price

Drivers had to raise their prices.

The government forbids that right away.

Drivers started to make short rounds instead of the usual long hauls. I had to change taxi 3 times to get home (paying 3 times 10 Pesos) were before I just took one car, paying 20. So the drivers raised their prices by 50% without raising them. 10 pesos just went less distance.

The government counteracted by issuing an official price table. A very detailed description of prices for each trajectory. This, in fact, was lowering the prices people were paying.

Taxis on strike

Taxi drivers were responding by driving around empty, stating to the customers they were ‘taxi privado’ now and would only take the customers straight to their homes (at 10 times the price they would normally have to pay.)

Taxi mess in Havana

This has been going on for a few weeks now (March 17) and a solution does not seem at hand. Some drivers make normal routes, others the short rounds, others driver around empty and most of them simply stay at home. Some charge the new official prices, others just keep charging the old prices and some stick to the ‘taxi privado’ principle.

Public transport in Havana is a mess at the moment and getting home sometimes a chore…  The government is bothered with this situation and is deploying extra busses.

Streets are full of people looking for transport and empty cars looking to make an extra buck.

As soon as the situation settles down I will tell you the outcome of this conflict.

Update April

Everything sort of back to normal. (normal is NOT a Cuban concept). Taxis are working again at the prices they used to ask before the whole conflict. The price of illegal diesel back down to about 20 cents per liter.

How to buy a fridge in Cuba?

I need a fridge.

Just a simple fridge. But I’m in Cuba and nothing is simple here.

How do you buy a fridge in Cuba?

Fist you go to the store. Seems the obvious thing to do no? Then you get a hart attack when you see the prices. Here is a picture of the ‘soon to be mine’ fridge in the store. 793,95 CUC!!! That’s 800 US dollars! (and it is one of the cheaper ones).

In a country where average salary is 20 CUC a month that means a normal Cuban has to work 40 months to buy a fridge. Still everybody has one.

I’m not willing to spent 800 on a fridge and explain my need to a good friend. She takes me to the store and asks me which one I want. I point at my soon to be mine fridge. ‘400?’ She asks. That seems a good price, so I nod.

3 Weeks later she arrives with a bici-taxi with my fridge on it and I pay 400 to my friend.

Here’s proof  😀

What happened?    My friend has a few foreign lovers. Yep she is active! One of them, in this case a Canadian, came over for a two weeks holiday. She moved her fridge to the neighbour’s house and took him home. Big problem! She had to sell her fridge to feed the children but now the milk got stale.

The Canadian is a good man and the next day he takes her shopping. ‘Which one do you want dear?’ She’s in tears… her boyfriend is going to buy her a fridge! What a hero! She’s going to make sure that het will never forget these two weeks with her.

After two weeks the Canadian goes home with the warm feeling he saved a poor Cuban family from food poisoning. She movers her fridge back into her house and delivers mine. Everybody happy. Her Canadian lover decided that this will not happen again and sends her some money every month. He has a great Cuban woman that is really grateful for his help and he just saved the world. He’s a real hero.

My friend is happy because she just made 400 extra bucks and I’m happy because I’ve got a fridge at half price with a 3-year guarantee.

If I need an IPhone, Invicta watch, Tablet, TV or anything else, she has another Canadian, a German, a Swede and as of last week even an Italian and is happy to provide. She can’t wait until the Yanks arrive to bring the good stuff.

This is one of the many ways to buy a fridge in Cuba. I’ve been told that there are 23. Nobody buys a fridge in the store!

Most Casas Particular already have a fridge… This is how you book one!

Drugs

Don’t do drugs in Cuba.

Don’t buy drugs,

Don’t bring drugs

Don’t use it, sell it or talk about it.

Don’t even think about it.

Cuban policy on drugs is very, very severe. Very…

Punishment

Your new friends
Your new friends

Punishment for drug offenders is not light if you are caught with drugs. You will spend a dozen years in a minus 5 star all-inclusive. And it’s not even in Varadero! You do not want these new friends.

On the bright side

The only drug that is allowed in Cuba is alcohol (yup that’s a hard drug too.) It’s even pushed by the government and for sale on every street corner, gas station, grocery store or supermarket. Sometimes I wonder why they don’t sell it at schools. Sometimes it’s the only thing for sale in the whole venue! A shot is sold for as little as 3 Moneda Nacional…, which is 12 cents.

Being drunk is a national hobby every other form of drug use, even smoking a joint, is strictly forbidden!

So don’t. It’s not worth it.

If you can’t survive for two weeks without drugs, don’t go to Cuba, go see a doctor.

Visa for Cuba

Yes, you do need a visa for Cuba.

Unless you live in one of the very special visa-free countries of the world… You probably don’t. But in case of doubt: Visa requirements Cuba

So how do you get a visa?

If your visa is included in your ticket, you have no problem whatsoever. Move on… read about money or some crazy stories about Cuba… Or just order our book here right away!

Authentic

You could go to the embassy or consulate in your country. This makes for an interesting excursion and will be your first impression of Cuban bureaucracy. (So don’t go there if you are in a hurry!)

A problem with this approach is that everybody in your party will have to be present, ticket and passport in hand. You can buy a visa for other people but this costs 25 $ per absent person extra! Yes, that’s right, visas go for 20-25 dollars (depending on country) and buying one for your absent hubby costs 25 extra.

Unprepared and in a hurry

Probably somebody or some company sells Cuban visas at your airport of departure. This is your penultimate solution. Too expensive and not very sure.

Adventurous

If you manage to get on board of your plane without a visa you still need one to enter Cuba. Before customs, there is a table that sells visas. The problems here are: The person responsible might be on a break that break might take a few hours. You have to pay in CUC, which you don’t have yet and can not obtain before customs. So, in reality, this option is symbolic! Don’t leave home without a visa!

Practical, fast and safe.

Just order it over the Internet. CubaVisa is reliable, fast and they even offer a ‘completely filled in visa’ service. Don’t make any mistakes filling in your visa… One letter missing, striking out something or any other mistake makes it invalid.

Cuba visa
This is a Cuban visa

An extra advantage of CubaVisa is that they sell the best Cuba roadmap and since rental cars don’t have a navigation system that might come in handy. they have a list of countries they ship to.

They even have the pink visas you need if you are travelling via the USofA!

After you’ve got the visa problem out of the way, you might want to read our book to prepare for your trip. Cuba is a whole different thing and you need to understand that! To compensate for your time we’ll give you a tip on the ‘get the ebook’ page that will save you a few hours on the airport!

 

Havana es Havana!

Havana: nothing compares to it!

The capital city of Cuba is the biggest city in the Caribbean. ‘Havana es Havana’ say the Cubans and it is hip and happening. The Old Lady is bent and bruised but just got a new hip and dances through life!

Havana
Havana without makeup

Inhabitants

Havana has about 3 million inhabitants. (Officially it’s 2.1 mio but a lot of Cubans migrate to Havana illegally because in Cuba you can’t just move to another town.) They all come looking for work and fortune and you just might be it!

30%

Do spend more time in Havana than you initially planned. The city is much bigger and more interesting than just the Old Town and Vedado. If you really want to get to know the town and look behind the mask it puts up for tourists. My friends and me at TripUniq can give you a hand. We know the town like the back of our hands and will not only show you what most tourists miss, we’ll tell you where to eat well and cheap, reveal some secrets and be your virtual friend.

Some facts about Havana

Nine universities.

15 districts.

On average one building comes down per day.

The sewage systems dates from 1911 and the much-needed renovation is sponsored by Kuwait.

It’s nick is ‘city of Columns’ and was founded in 1519.

The whole of the Old town and the 9 kilometers of Malecon are Unesco World Heritage.

Fine beaches are found at a 15 minutes drive by beach bus

Shopping
Shopping

Havana is a metropolis and you cannot ‘do’ it in two days. Don’t go to Havana to shop!

Virtual guide

Let this guy help you discover the hidden gems.

Biking

Do get yourself a bike to discover the real Havana.

Scam City

It’s is also the scam capital of the world. Everywhere in the world tourists are being scammed. Usually, lower class bums do that. In Havana however, the university professor and the dentist join the game because they too have to make a buck or two to get through the day. This makes life as a tourist just a bit more challenging… If you know how to handle them, jineteros are fun. If you don’t you will get scammed a few times and from then on just ignore all Cubans. Which is a pity because Cubans are interesting, cultivated and fun!

Do prepare plz.

Prepare yourself for a different mentality and you will have a better time in Cuba.

Talking about time: On the ‘get the eBook’ page we’ll give you a tip that will save you a few hours on the airport… You don’t have to buy the book, just get the tip.

 

 

Drinking water in Cuba

Drink water!

You should be drinking water when in Cuba. It’s hot and you probably are walking a lot more than usual.

Water shortage

Drinking water
Drinking water?

Cuba has a planned economy and as that term already implies the supply chains don’t cope well with things that are not in the plan. Those plans are 5 years old and don’t account for the recent surge in tourism.

What does that have to do with water???

Well, tourists are convinced that they should drink bottled water for their health. And since there are more tourists and the water plan does not account for that there is a lack of bottled water… Simple. So it’s hard to find water and people go thirsty.

Where did you buy that water?

Is a question I get a lot in the streets. And my answer ‘from the tap’ is almost shocking!

Safe drinking water.

Most water in Cuba is safe to drink. It tastes a bit like a swimming pool (and that makes it safe) but is perfectly OK to drink. So if you find yourself wandering the streets looking for water, just drink from the tap… it’s safe.

Get the taste out.

To get the bad taste out of the water, put it in the freezer for a night. To be very safe, cook it (of have it cooked) the day before, put a bottle in the freezer and the next day you have great drinking water. Your casa particular is most happy to do this for you.

Water Filters

add bacteria
add bacteria

A lot of Casas have a water filter. This eliminates the bad taste but as replacing the filter costs money most houses have been using the same filter since they bought the machine… This still takes the taste out but probably puts in some bacteria. So have it cooked after you have it filtered!

Silly advice

You might think this is a silly advice but believe me, you’ll feel different after searching for water for 3 hours on a hot afternoon!

Water from the plane.

Take a bottle of water (or two) from the plane. It will be a while before you can buy some… You have to stand in the different customs lines and change money. (For both lines we have a solution in our book by the way.)

Here’s a tip that makes you skip at least one line.

Reasonable budget for Cuba

What is a reasonable budget for Cuba?

You can spend all the money you want in Cuba, it is not a cheap destination. It’s not Asia and you definitely can’t live on 5 $ per day. We’ll explore a reasonable budget here.

First of all, you have to get there. We have no clue about from where you will be arriving or where you want to go so we’ll omit the flight. From Europe, you could take the boat in Rotterdam if you want to travel slow (about 3 weeks, via Venezuela). It’s a bit boring and slow but you don’t have a jetlag upon arrival!

Spending money

What should be in your budget?

Sleeping

Eating

Drinking

Transportation

Shopping

Party

Culture

Company

Miscellaneous

We’ll explore each of those below.

Sleeping

Hotels.

We would not recommend hotels. They are expensive, not so good as you would hope and always should have a star or 2 less than they boast next to their names. (Fun to know, Hotel Parque central really lost 2 stars recently… nobody got hurt!)

Still want to stay in a hotel? Budget between 25 for a dump up to 600 for the 5 stars in Havana.

Casa Particulars

Most travel websites and guides recommend staying in a Casa Particular and I would mildly agree with them. It’s the Cuban version of a BnB and in general offer a much higher price/quality ratio than the official hotels. You can find a Casa particular from 20CUC and up. 20 CUC is very hard to find and impossible in Havana Veilla, Viñales or Trinidad. Prices are usually per room and without breakfast. Here’s how to book a casa particular

Most travel advice stops here. So let’s look deeper to bring a standard budget down a bit

Campismo

The Campismos are all located off the beaten track. They are some sorts of holiday parks with little cabins. Most are in the middle of beautiful nature. I would recommend everybody to spend a night or two in a Campismo. Prices range from 2 to 8 CUC per night per cabin. You need a car, bike or creative transport to get there. Reservations are difficult, to say the least… just show up and talk to the receptionist (if there is one). Every major town has a Campismo Popular office. The Campismos are hard to find and not easy to reach. You probably need a rental car to get there. But they are cheap, fun and this is the real Cuban adventure.

Hostels

This is a recent formula in Cuba. Especially in Havana. Based on a Casa Particular permit, hostels put 6 beds in a room en rent them for 5 to 8 CUC per night. These are great budget places, especially for backpackers and single travelers. This is the best site to book one:Book your holiday Hostelsclub.com

 

Illegal houses

Not a very good casa particular
illegal Casa particular

Some Cubans are willing to rent you a room for a night or two for a tenner in an unofficial house (all casas particular need an official licence, are very much state controlled and pay rather hefty taxes). Risks are not so high as you might think. The police might kick you out at 3 o’clock in the morning and then you have to find another house. Chances of this happening are very low. Cubans, however, take bigger risks. If the police kick you out they will get a huge fine (in CUC) and risk losing their house altogether. It’s not possible for you as a foreigner to estimate how high the probability is of this happening so leave that to the Cuban offering you a room. He is well aware of the risk he is taking and probably took his precautions or has his connections that minimize the potential problem. So if someone offers you an illegal house, bargain the price and I have no objection you stay there.

All prices (except hotels and Campismo’s) are negotiable. Put some effort in negotiating and you will save about 20%.

Summary sleeping budget:

It’s impossible to find a place to sleep below 8 CUC. The absolute minimum budget would be 10 on average… You will be sleeping in Hostels and Campismos at least 2/3 of the time to get to this budget. Hostels being not very comfortable and lacking of privacy and Campismo are not very practical or easy to reach. More of a realistic budget for sleeping would be 25-30 per night per room. If you want to spent a lot of time in Old Havana, Viñales or Trinidad your budget goes up with about 5-10 CUC/night since those places are more expensive.

Eating

How do you want to eat? On the low end, you can survive on 4 CUC a day or even less if you are willing to eat Cuban Pizza every night. (Believe me, pizza sounds good but you are not willing to eat more than one a week.) Breakfast in your casa typically costs 5 (pp) and negotiating will bring that down to 4. Breakfast in the cafeteria down the street (there is always one): Coffee, a cheese sandwich, and a fresh juice cost about 80 cents. To be paid in Moneda Nacional (Read this to get a clue about the double currency system). Lunch and dinner are the same stories. In a cafeteria, you can get a full meal for about 2 CUC and a pizza for 40 – 80

Only eat once
Only eat once

cents. Dinner in your Casa Particular should cost between 8 for pork and chicken up to 12 for lobster and crocodile (the last being illegal but tasty!). You can spend between 7 and 100 CUC per meal in the paladars and restaurants. Spending a lot of money on food in Cuba does not mean it’s good by definition. Some restaurants offer great price/quality ratios others very poor ones. Home cooking sounds good but you will not have a kitchen with the equipment nor the ingredients. Herbs, pepper, fresh pasta… forget it.

You can save a lot of money eating cheap. You could eat (rather well) for about 3-4 CUC per day. But that’s hard work. I recommend you use a budget of 15 and if you want to eat well every meal to about 30. Sometimes you will spend more, sometimes less. On average you can eat well on 15 per day.

Transportation

Your budget for transportation depends on how many kilometres you want to travel and how comfortable you want to do that. A rental car doubles your budget. (Read more about rental cars here).

Different forms of transportation

The bus.

In the town, the bus costs 40 Centavos (MN) and if it’s not too crowded you can perfectly take it. Avoid very crowded busses, as your pockets, will probably be picked. Between towns, you have to take the Viazul. Often these are full (they are not and a solution to this problem is in our book). On the Viazul site, you can find prices and departure times. The Viazul is the only thing that sticks to a timetable in Cuba!

Taxis, both legal and illegal

Shared taxis should be slightly more expensive than a Viazul ticket. See ‘rental cars’ for more information about the illegal taxis. Legal taxis that put on the meter are very expensive and don’t add very much to comfort or speed. So why take them?

Trucks

These are freight trucks that have been modified to carry passengers. They are getting better every year! Commercial buses cannot be used by a private enterprise so private transport is done with a truck. The price (for you) should be around 1/3 of the Viazul price for the same trajectory. In Havana, they leave from the central train station. They don’t have timetables and stick to that principle very well.

Trains

Don’t. Period… just don’t.

Hitchhiking

Same advice… Don’t

Summary Transport budget.

Make a rough estimate of the number of kilometres you are going to travel and divide that number by 18 if you’re taking buses 15 for illegal taxis (this is pp). Double that if you rent a car.

In town, you take fixed route taxis or busses they have no effect on your budget.

Shopping

Please prepare and take everything you need. There is nothing you can buy in Cuba that is better or cheaper than at home. Just don’t go shopping

Drinking

A beer costs 1 or 1,50 in a club. Cola (the Cuban version) 55 cents and a mojito between 1 and 7. I spent about 5 per day for drinks but some people don’t get to noon with that. I’ll leave this to your personal needs or perception of them. Put 10 CUC in your budget if you are not a sponge and you will be all right. A bottle of rum always comes in handy and costs about 7 for a good rum.

Partying

For most places, you pay 10 to get in. Live music in Old Havana and the Malecon is free. So are open air concerts and street parties. Buy a bottle of rum and some cups, sit on the Malecon, share the rum and you will have a party!

Culture

Museums are between 4 and 8 CUC. Ballet and opera 25 (which is worth it… I’ve seen Rigoletto with about 80 singers on stage!) The cinema is 80 cents and looking at prime classic cars on Saturdays is free.

Company

Jinetera
80 CUC company

You are a tourist and the bad news is that you are not going to make real friends in a few days. Company costs money in Cuba. For a friend put 5 CUC per day per friend in your budget and for the more exotic company (male of female or both, whatever makes you tick) about 50 to 80 per day. I’m not going to elaborate on this as I believe consenting adults should do what they consent to do… But before you go read this plz.

Miscellaneous

This part of your budget is not entirely up to you. Being ripped off is a big chunk of this budget item. Some Cubans are very good at it and you better learn fast. Plan for 5 to 100 CUC per day, depending on your wits and how much ‘clue’ you have… get a clue here and order our book. As a bonus, we’ll give you a tip that will save you a few hours on the airport.

Conclusion Budget for Cuba

You can survive for 40-50 CUC pp per day. With a bit of clue, you can bring that down to 35. Without any clue, you are going to spend 70-100 CUC per day. With ‘company’ and without a clue you will spend about 200 a day. Good luck!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jineteros and Jineteras

How to handle Jineteros and Jineteras

Don’t avoid the Jineteros and Jineteras: they are fun and you can’t avoid them anyway.

jinetero
As soon as he asks you too much money… he’s a jinetero

Bad advice

The whole Internet and all travel guides are full of warnings: Avoid the Jineteros and Jineteras because they are trouble! Be ware! Warning! Run away!

As you might have noticed, my opinions differ from the mainstream point of view. That’s because I’m a resident in Cuba and have more insight into Cuba than the average blogger/journalist/travel guide writer/tourist.

What is a Jinetera?

Short history of Jineterismo

First came the Jinetera (feminine). It all started with Fidel proclaiming in a speech that Cubans had no need to earn extra money by getting involved with tourists. The state took care of everything so the women that were getting involved with foreign men did so for their own pleasure. They rode the foreigner just for fun. Hence the term Jinetera which translates in jockey in English. In the same speech he proclaimed that Cuba has no prostitution but if there were prostitutes in Cuba it would be the best-educated prostitutes in the world!

He was right and wrong at the same time. No, prostitution does exist in Cuba and yes they are well educated for the most. The Jinetera was born.

Soon after that followed her male companion: The Jinetero

Jinetero
This is a jinetero

Broader definition.

This couple evolved. The definition of a Jinetera was ‘a prostitute’. Now a Jinetera is somebody that somehow makes money with tourists. And since making money in Cuba is almost always illegal… And we believe that people that do illegal stuff are bad, Jineteros are bad. And on top of that, we think that our way of doing things is good. Most people now define a Jinetero as a street hustler. But he is much more than that! The ones on the street annoying tourists are just the top of the iceberg.

Let me put this in perspective by comparing the things that are blamed to Jineteros with our Western world:

  • ‘Jineteros make money taking you to a Casa Particular or restaurant.’

  • Those bastards! Well, do you think booking.com does not earn money? AirBnB is a super Jinetero! They not only charge a 15% commission but in Cuba also employ Jineteros that find the houses for them (and get a fee for that). On top of that, that 15 % never make it to Cuba. It disappears into the pockets of a multinational.
  • Jineteros act friendly but just want to make money.

  • Did you ever meet an unfriendly car salesman? Did a waitress ever show her real feelings to you? Isn’t it standard practice in the West to act friendly to make money?
  • Jineteros make their money in a covert way. They don’t tell you it’s about the money!’

  • Well, what’s your job? How do you make money? Does a nurse tell a patient that she’s only helping him because of the money? (She is… if the hospital stopped paying her, she would find another job.) Does the friendly car salesman tell you about his commission? Our book is also for sale at Amazon, do they tell you they pocket 50%? We consider making money as normal but when a Cuban does, it’s suddenly wrong.

    Jinetero
    Or is this a Jinetero?
  • They mislead you lie and are manipulative.

  • Will not even go there… We have whole industries devoted to that.
  • They drive up prices.

  • So do your supermarket, real estate broker and even the nurse. Everything would be cheaper without them. Everybody with a paycheck drives up the price.
  • They just want to marry you to get out of the country.

  • Yep, gold diggers only exist in Cuba. Getting married to somebody just to better your life does not happen elsewhere… Talking about love, we would recommend reading Romance in Cuba before you fall into it…
  • The United States department of state defines them as “Street “jockeys,” who specialize in swindling tourists. Most jineteros speak English and go out of their way to appear friendly, by offering to serve as tour guides or to facilitate the purchase of cheap cigars, for example. However many are in fact professional criminals who will not hesitate to use violence in their efforts to acquire tourists’ money and other valuables.”

I would use the word propaganda here if that were not a communist monopoly. What a Bullsh**. Yes, sometimes street hustlers can become aggressive (verbally) but almost never (as in very, very rarely) violent. Very rarely! Cuba is incredibly safe!

The Internet and travel guides also offer advice on how to handle them:

  • Don’t let a Jinetero find you a place to stay, ask the owner of your casa particular to book in the next town.’ As if he does not get a commission for that. He’s just a Jinetero with a Casa Particular. They now pay each other by topping up their phones after a reservation.
  • Tell them to go away. Avoid them!’ It’s simple: You can’t. Everybody is making money on the side of his real salary (why and how in our book). So you would have to avoid everybody.
  • Don’t dress as a tourist so they will leave you alone.’ Cubans can spot a tourist from a mile away. It does not matter if how you dress, they will spot you!
  • Don’t go to the tourist areas.’ ??? HUH? Better not go to Cuba if you don’t want to see it.

Forget about all that crap.

Jineteros are no criminals! They are people like you and me, trying to make ends meet. Often they are intelligent and I have my best friends among them.

How to handle Jineteros and Jineteras CubaConga style?

Relax & respond.

Feel at home and behave like you’ve been in town for a few weeks. Learn some answers that will convince them right away that you are not a stupid tourist. It’s easy. You will notice right away that their attitude changes. They will tell you that ‘you are a Cuban now.’ Respect you and suddenly it’s about the fun, not the money.

‘Hi my frien, where you from?’ Some good answers: Marianao or La Lisa (both respected rough neighborhoods in Havana.) La luna (the moon)… indicating that you know the game and want no part of it.

‘How are you my frien?’ ‘Todo esta fresa’ (everything is strawberry). Slang for everything is fine. They will look at you in surprise, start laughing and let’s have fun.

So relax! You’ve read our book you know the tricks, nobody can ‘get’ you… Relax and enjoy!

Feel and act as if at home

Acting as if you belong means that you don’t do things you would not do at home either. If you walk to your local shopping mall and somebody whispers: ‘he man… want to buy a car?’ or ‘Need some dope?’ or ‘Buy me a drink friend.’ What do you do? I suggest you do the same in Cuba.

Know the game, understand the tricks…

You can even relax more if you’ve read our book… You know the tricks and master the game… so enjoy!

We have lots of tips in our book how to avoid the real scams and how to have fun with the Jineteros… And a tip that will save you a few hours HERE

Enjoy Cuba and don’t worry about the Jineteros!

Local Havana Hero

Finally, I did it! I’m a local Havana HERO

A local one, that’s true, but I am a Hero 🙂 (just a local one).

What happened?

TripUniq a website that specializes in unique trips (the name gives it away) is expanding to Havana and they asked me to be one of their Local Heros… Their website is very user-friendly. You go there, fill in what you like (f.e. shopping… in that case don’t go to Havana). Good Food (yes! In Havana), culture, music or art (all plentiful in Havana). Type a short text about your wishes and pay up (in my case 7 Euro per day).

In the background, they have a very handy system, which I (your local hero) will use to put your individual trip advice in an app.

The app works fine off-line. You will get your tailor made trip advice and just follow the steps it outlines to get a unique Havana experience. I’ll throw in a few facts and absurdities to make it more fun.

I, as a local hero, specialize in the real Havana. So I (local hero) will show you the must-sees in the old town but we will soon go underground to make your experience unique.

No more hours of planning, no more doubts about what to do and you will not miss out on the good stuff!

Tino in TripUniqu, Your local Havana Hero

Now before you book me (or another local hero) please get to know my perspective. Some people want to keep living the illusion of rum and salsa. (Once a girl told me so when I explained to her that the chicken was not as ecological as she thought because they are imported from Brazil and the States. She wanted to keep living the illusion!)… That’s fine by me, but don’t read my book if you want to be delusional…

You can get it here and I’ll give you a small practical tip on the order page that will save you a few hours waiting time in Cuba…

Cuba Wi-Fi. The manual.

How to use Wi-Fi in Cuba

In 2015 Cuba started rolling out Wi-Fi zones. They are still at it and every city has at least one.

Simple Wi-Fi access

The principle is simple. You find yourself a Wi-Fi zone by looking at the people. If they are browsing or talking with their device, they are online and thus in a Wi-Fi zone.

Wi-Fi zone Cuba
Found a Wi-Fi zone!

You connect your device by logging in using a scratch card from Etecsa (Cuban telecom monopolist).

And that’s it…

 

Wi-Fi in real live

Wi-Fi scratch cards

So you need a scratch card to begin with. They sell them at the Etecsa shop and waiting lines are impressive. Once inside (make sure you stand in the right cue) you will find the cards sold our 80% of the time. This is due to the Cuban Black market principle. (More about that in our book.) Officially Etecsa sells the cards for 2 CUC and that gives you 1 hour of Wi-Fi Internet. In reality they sell the cards for 2,50 to the street dealers, whom sell them on the streets for 3.

So don’t wait in line and just buy them on the street. The vendors hang around in the Wi-Fi zones and will approach you… Pay 3 CUC, that’s the price. Everybody has to make a living.

Scratch the card

You will see two large numbers. One for the user name and the other one is the password. (In that order). Connect your device with the Wi-Fi-Etecsa network and the log in screen will appear. (More about the other networks that appear later in this article). Fill in the user and password and you are online! Well eh…

Security settings.

Your device will refuse to connect because you are trying to access an insecure network. (And it is insecure! You are being monitored.) If you select ‘connect anyway’ things get interesting. You should switch off all security settings and accept ignore all warnings. Your device will help you to do so… Switch them all off! Probably that still is not enough!

Time

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both on automatic time setting

This is because the time on your device does not match the network time. Switch automatic time setting off and put the right time manually. Now you are online! Enjoy.

Cheaper Wi-Fi

If you observe the people in the Wi-Fi zones you will see guys (and sometimes a girl) sitting there with laptops equipped with a little Wi-Fi antenna. Those are the Internet dealers. They will connect you for half the price. 1 CUC per hour. They simply create a network and you are connected to their account.

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The Internet dealer will set you up

The best thing about these dealers is that they will set up your device so that it can connect to their private network. Don’t worry they all are IT professionals, probably better that the IT guys at your work. You don’t have to buy a card, you don’t have to break all kinds of security settings. Great!

You don’t have to find a scratch card, you don’t have to enter long numbers (in which you always make a mistake) or play with your settings.

The drawback is that the dealers share their connection with as many people as possible. That’s their business. Connect at 2 CUC/hour and sell 6 connections at 1… make 4 J.

Video chatting, watching Facebook clips or going on YouTube is a problem due to the band with. Mail will do fine!

Free Wi-Fi

Want even slower but cheaper Internet? There’s even a FREE Wi-Fi zone in Havana! (It’s not for you)…

Try ‘No Wi-Fi’

Cuba is one of the last places on earth that is not Internet dominated. Go off line for a while. People back home will understand that when you’re in Cuba, Internet is a difficult thing. They will forgive you for not liking their new profile picture within an hour!

Go cold turkey for a few weeks! You will find it relaxing after a while!

Last tip

On this page we’ll try to sell you our book (you should read it by the way, it will ad a dimension to your stay in Cuba) and give you a relaxing tip that will save you a few hours on the airport…